The Last Bastion

They attract them with a chicken magnet. I'm not quite sure how it works. Something to do with chicken waves. Complicated physics.

So that's how they get the chicken. That's freaking brilliant!

Fomalhaut wrote:They attract them with a chicken magnet. I'm not quite sure how it works. Something to do with chicken waves. Complicated physics.

Chicken waves are caused because there aren't enough clucktrons in the atom's nucleus (Clucktrons are a new type of sub atomic particle discovered by top KFC scientists). Because chickens have a higher concentration of clucktrons, they are attracted to the magnet due to opposite charges attracting.

Also MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have to know. How do you know all about this? I mean it is top-secret, and you know about while you're not apart of KFC, so do I have to call secret service on you?

Comment about your (Shplane's) sig: I never knew Rhea was a he. =P (Most of you will probably never get this, though. XD)

Shhh, Trin. That's hush-hush :3

Oh! shut up! It's not like everyone doesn't already know.

Trinity-Dragon wrote:Comment about your (Shplane's) sig: I never knew Rhea was a he. =P (Most of you will probably never get this, though. XD)

My sig is referencing METAL GEAR

And since METAL GEAR is sacred, such sacrilege as to suggest that my sig references anything but METAL GEAR will cause you to burn in the deepest pits of Canada.

Lies and slander. Death will not support this outrage, Shplane! You mark m- er, his words!

The deepest pits of Canada, eh? You talkin' about Quebec?

I don't know, I've never been there! O:

Lord Shplane wrote:

Trinity-Dragon wrote:Comment about your (Shplane's) sig: I never knew Rhea was a he. =P (Most of you will probably never get this, though. XD)

My sig is referencing METAL GEAR

And since METAL GEAR is sacred, such sacrilege as to suggest that my sig references anything but METAL GEAR will cause you to burn in the deepest pits of Canada.

Well, too bad so sad. =P

PS: I know that is was meant to be a Metal Gear reference, but that's actually the main reason why I picked at it.

Trinity-Dragon wrote:

Lord Shplane wrote:

Trinity-Dragon wrote:Comment about your (Shplane's) sig: I never knew Rhea was a he. =P (Most of you will probably never get this, though. XD)

My sig is referencing METAL GEAR

And since METAL GEAR is sacred, such sacrilege as to suggest that my sig references anything but METAL GEAR will cause you to burn in the deepest pits of Canada.

Well, too bad so sad. =P

PS: I know that is was meant to be a Metal Gear reference, but that's actually the main reason why I picked at it.

no u

Lifon wrote:The deepest pits of Canada, eh? You talkin' about Quebec?

Absolutely not. While it can get pretty hellish there, especially in the wintertime, the immense drifts of snow tend to remove any possibility of pits or holes of any kind.
I visited Quebec as an exchange student at one point. It's a fun place to go, if you don't mind the cold.

I'm from Florida. 80 degress Fahreinheit is cold for me. When I go farther north than Kentucky, my body automatically lapses into a coma-like state until more favorable conditions are found.